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Видела в универсаме презервативы с анестетиком (анестезирующим слоем). Для дефлорации, что ли?
А общий наркоз не пробовали?

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From: [identity profile] vshiman.livejournal.com
это бесчеловечно.

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Date: 2012-10-25 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vipera.livejournal.com
Точно! Я так ржала, что взрослая дочь прибежала из соседней комнаты.

Date: 2012-10-25 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tarnegolet.livejournal.com
Это для шахидов. Его в мусульманском Раю ждут не дождутся 72 девственницы. Но поскольку героя разорвет на куски - на член перед терактом надеватся этот самы презерватив. Для пущей сохранности.

Date: 2012-10-25 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kototuj.livejournal.com
А шахида в мусульманском раю потом из кусочков обратно складывают?
(Вопрос: не был ли Шалтай-Болтай шахидом?)

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